Written by Norm Foster
Directed by Rosanna Armata
Produced by Mary Camastra
Stage Managed by Sandra Curran
ABOUT THE SHOW
In this side-splitting and thought-provoking new comedy, Leon and Bill concoct a list of attributes of the ideal woman – the top ten best qualities in a mate. When this allegedly “ideal woman” actually arrives on the scene out of nowhere, the men quickly learn that their list could use a few revisions.
Is she real? Can she be trusted? And is getting exactly what you want really all it’s made out to be?
Careful what you wish for – especially in choosing a mate. This old adage leads to hilarious results in Foster’s sparkling comic hit.
Contains suggestive situations and adult language. Recommended for mature audiences.
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MEET THE CAST
SCOTT ANDREWS – Leon
Scott Andrews returns to the Milton Players stage after last appearing in another Norm Foster comedy, 2023’s The Foursome. He’s also been prolific behind the scenes, directing 2024’s Real Estate and last season’s hit farce A Fox On The Fairway
SAMANTHA JONES-POTTS – Justine
Samantha Jones-Potts is back on our stage after last starring in 2025’s A Fox On The Fairway. In our last three seasons, she has also appeared in CLUE: On Stage as the iconic “Miss Scarlet”, as well as Agatha Christie’s classic mysteries Murder On The Orient Express and A Murder Is Announced.
SCOTT SYKES – Bill
Scott Sykes is back on the Milton Players stage after last appearing in Drinking Habits earlier this season. He’s also been seen in the following Milton Players productions: A Fox on the Fairway, The Foursome, Noises Off, Gibson & Sons and The Melville Boys.
MEET THE
PRODUCTION TEAM
ROSANNA ARMATA –Director
An avid lover of theatre, Rosanna is making her Milton Players directorial debut with The Love List. For other groups, she’s directed productions of I Want To Go Home! and Norm Foster’s Halfway There. Also an award-winning actress, she was seen on our stage in last season’s A Fox on the Fairway
MARY CAMASTRA – Producer
Mary returns to run the show as producer of the The Love List, after last producing 2025’s hit A Fox on the Fairway. In the last three seasons, she’s been seen helping in every aspect of a production, from props, to set dressing, to set painting and building, and fundraising and publicity.
SANDRA CURRAN – Stage Manager
Sandra is an award-winning stage manager, and she has stage managed over 13 of our shows. For our Laugh-Out-Loud season, she also stage managed Drinking Habits, and made her directorial debut with Sandy Toes & Salty Kisses.
SHOWTIMES
& TICKET INFO
EVENING PERFORMANCES
Friday, May 1st – 8pm
Saturday, May 2nd – 8pm
Thursday, May 7th – 8pm
Friday, May 8th – 8pm
Saturday, May 9th – 8pm
MATINEE PERFORMANCES
Sunday, May 3rd- 2pm
Saturday, May 9th – 2pm
TICKET PRICING
Single Tickets: $32
Groups of 10 or more: $27
(available through box office only by calling 905-878-600)
For Wheelchair and Special Seating Requirements,
please call the Box Office at 905-878-6000
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THEATRE INFO
FIRSTONTARIO ARTS CENTRE MILTON
1010 Main St. E, Milton, ON, L9T 0J4
905-878-6000
The Love List is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals on behalf of Samuel French, Inc. www.concordtheatricals.com
