WELCOME TO OUR
LAUGH-OUT-LOUD SEASON!
Get ready to giggle, chuckle, and downright belly-laugh with our upcoming Laugh-Out-Loud Season! Three side-splitting shows are waiting to whisk you away from the everyday and plunge you into a whirlwind of comedy, chaos, and pure fun. It’s the kind of season where your cheeks will hurt from smiling, your troubles will melt away, and every night at the theatre feels like a party. Grab your seats, bring your friends, and prepare for a season of unstoppable laughter you’ll be talking about long after the curtain falls!
Three shows. Endless laughs. One unforgettable season!
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ABOUT THE SHOWS
SANDY TOES & SALTY KISSES
The Lovers’ Landing Beach Hotel, a popular wedding destination, has acquired a certain mystique as the home of Sandy Toes & Salty Kisses. Recently inheriting the hotel from her late father, Audrina Brown quickly discovers that her Uncle Bubba, the hotel manager, is running a variety of “extra-curricular activities” on the property. It’s a mystery. It’s a love story. It’s a new farce by the authors of Sex Please We’re Sixty.
Show Dates: October 31, November 1, 2, 6. 7. 8 – 2025
DRINKING HABITS
Accusations, mistaken identities, and romances run wild in this traditional, laugh-out-loud farce. Two nuns at the Sisters of Perpetual Sewing have been secretly making wine to keep the convent’s doors open, but Paul and Sally, reporters and former fiancees, are hot on their trail. They go undercover as a nun and priest, but their presence, combined with the addition of a new nun, spurs paranoia throughout the convent that spies have been sent from Rome to shut them down. Wine and secrets are inevitably spilled as everyone tries to preserve the convent and reconnect with lost loves.
SHOW DATES: January 30, 31, February 1, 5, 6, 7 -2026
THE LOVE LIST*
In this side-splitting and thought-provoking comedy, Leon and Bill concoct a list of attributes of the ideal woman – the top ten best qualities in a mate. When this allegedly “ideal woman” actually arrives on the scene, the men quickly learn that their list could use a few revisions. Careful what you wish for – especially in choosing a mate. This old adage leads to hilarious results in Foster’s sparkling comic hit.
Show Dates: May 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9 – 2026
*Contains suggestive situations and adult language. Recommended for mature audiences.
THEATRE & TICKET INFO
THEATRE LOCATION:
FirstOntario Arts Centre Milton
1010 Main Street East
Milton, ON
L9T 6H7
BOX OFFICE PHONE NUMBER:
905-878-6000
Toll Free: 1-866-257-0004
TICKET PRICING:
Single Tickets (all ages):
$32.00
Groups of 10 or more:
$27.00
(Available by calling box office only)
For wheelchair and Special Seating Requirements, please call Box Office.
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