We’re holding auditions for the third show of our Laugh-Out-Loud Season, “The Love List”!

Auditions: Sunday Dec. 7, 2025, 2pm-4pm and Monday Dec. 8, 2025, 7:30pm–9:30pm

Callbacks:(if required) Wednesday Dec. 10, 2025, 7:30pm-9:30pm

Where: St David’s Presbyterian Church, 132 Main St. N, Campbellville, ON

Monologue not required, cold read from the script. There is no need to book an audition time as the director will be pairing actors in various roles to play off of each other (group readings)

Sides available upon request, please send an email to Info@miltonplayers.com

Please show up at the beginning of auditions Sunday OR Monday.

Please be prepared to stay the entire time (if you need to leave early let us know upon arrival. If you need to arrive late let us know via email ahead of time)

Character descriptions listed at the end of the audition notice

Show Synopsis: In this side-splitting and thought-provoking comedy, Leon and Bill concoct a list of attributes of the ideal woman – the top ten best qualities in a mate. When this allegedly “ideal woman” actually arrives on the scene, the men quickly learn that their list could use a few revisions. Careful what you wish for – especially in choosing a mate. This old adage leads to hilarious results in Foster”s sparkling comic hit.

Rehearsals: Tuesday 7:30pm – 10:30pm; Thursday 7:30pm – 10:30pm; Sunday 6:00pm – 9:00pm

Show dates: May 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9 2026 at The First Ontario Arts Centre Milton

ALL show dates, production week and mid run pick up rehearsal are mandatory

This is a volunteer, non-paid, non-union production

For more information email us at: info@miltonplayers.com

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Character Descriptions:

BILL – A 50-year-old statistician divorced and insecure when it comes to women. A bit of a homebody, but is open to meeting a nice modest woman to enjoy the occasional dinner and each other’s company.

LEON – A 50-55-year-old novelist married 24 years, but not faithfully. A self-perceived lady’s man, who’s midlife crisis is the awakening he didn’t see coming. A long-standing friend of Bill’s despite being polar- opposites.

JUSTINE – A mystery woman who is everything and anything at the stroke of a pencil – literally!

**PLEASE NOTE: Looking for Actors ages 30+ years old to audition and want to explore the fine art of comedic timing! Let’s have some fun